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A Christmas gift to you from the Repository of Imagination

To celebrate our first full year of providing stories to the citizens of your world, Crustias_logo_128px_300dpi_leftwe are reducing the price of all our Kindle books sold through Amazon until Christmas Day. Our books are 99 cents through amazon.com and 77p through amazon.co,uk. So if you want to read about Cardiff terrorized by an out of control robot, or dare to learn the true nature of the Snot Wizard, then now is the perfect opportunity.

You can find our list of books at amazon.com by following this link and at amazon.co.uk by following this one.

Merry Christmas,

(here’s my card)

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Another free story will be posted tomorrow.

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If you have the primitive reading devices known as the Kindle or iPad, then you may acquire our thrilling tale of a robot on the loose without paying any money. But you can only do this over the next three days. The novel is called Crank Tech One: Destruction. I have visited the Kindle Store in person a few seconds ago and can confirm this special offer has been activated. USA citizens follow this link. UK citizens follow this one.

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Humans dwelling in the Welsh city of Cardiff should acquire this book immediately. It will explain how to respond should your city suffer robot attack.

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Let robots rampage through your Kindle… for free!

Crank Tech One: DestructionWe have negotiated with the entity known on your world as ‘Amazon’ to bring you a fantastic special offer on our robot rampage story, Crank Tech One: Destruction by human author, Colin R. Parsons. The Kindle version will be available for free from Amazon Kindle Stores from March 12th through 14th. Will the robot Tim found abandoned lead to the destruction of the Welsh capital? Only one way to find out…

Follow this link for further details…

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Updates for Christmas 2012, including new releases

From all here at the Repository of Imagination, a hearty Merry Christmas to our human readers.

We are still hard at work preparing the Earth branch of our Repository to become fully functioning early in 2013. There are many millions of stories in our branches across the galaxy and in other realities where magic is real and household chores do themselves. Selecting the best of them and translating into human languages (we have selected English as our starting language) takes time but is time well spent.

Book Cover - Crank Tech One- Destruction 400px w 96dpiOur next release will be an international version of our robot-on-the-rampage story, Crank Tech One: Destruction, a story written by one of your very own, a human scribe from a country called Wales. His name is Colin R. Parsons. His tale is already available to the inhabitants of Wales, and some of the neighboring countries too. However, our attention has been drawn to the bizarre fact that your world can’t agree on a single version of any of your languages. Don’t worry, it will come in a few thousand years. Rather than wait until then, we have decided to release another version of Colin’s book, this one translated into another language, one called American. This will be available from December 19th, in time for your seasonal celebration known as Christmas, Xmas, or Father Christmas depending on local cultural reference.

We are still learning your customs, but we know that your Christmas is celebrated by tearing colored paper into strips, eating too many nuts, and watching a television program called the Doctor Who Christmas Special. This fits very nicely with Crank Tech One: Destruction, which is set in Cardiff, where Doctor Who is filmed. When the droid, Crank Tech One, runs amok through Cardiff city center, the watching crowd assume it is just another Doctor Who episode being screened. They soon learn their mistake!

Crank Tech One will be available worldwide in wood pulp and Kindle editions. Visit our ‘Tales from us’ page for more details. The book is already available in paperback and Kindle editions in Wales and the United Kingdom.

Meanwhile, brave schoolchildren in Wales will soon be the first readers of our first collection of Repository tales from other worlds. The book will be called Alien Legends: A Selection from the Repository of Imagination, and it has been translated into human by another scribe from Wales; this one is named Gill Shutt. We have a picture of the cover of the wood-pulp edition for you here.

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Click on the picture for a much larger version. Image (c) Dragonfly22

Until next year, it remains to say:

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Best wishes,

Crustias Scattermush — Senior Branch Repositarian.

Our first book…

Our first book is the UK Kindle version of Crank Test One: Destruction by Colin R. Parsons. When a real robot thinks it is a part of science fiction author Tim’s novel, it goes on the rampage in Cardiff. No one believes Tim — everyone thinks it is an episode of Dr Who being filmed. Can Tim save the day?

The paperback version is distributed by Earth-based Tallyberry Publishing. If you happen to live near Cardiff, pop in to Waterstones Cardiff on Sat. Sept 22nd where Colin will be signing this new book. There will be a robot there in the store. Colin says it’s made of cardboard, but if it starts to move, we recommend you run away very quickly. See more on Colin’s website: http://www.colinrparsons.com/